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Thursday, August 11, 2011

Dear Christopher Nolan

This. This is just bothersome. I don't want to talk about it. It hurts too much.

Why is she wearing a big wheel on her hands?

I will say this, are you crazy man? Do you want the collective ire of this nerdy generation to chunk unused condoms, empty Mountain Dew bottles, and broken Star Wars Boba Fett figures at your big head? I tell myself that this is just a PR stunt, yeah, that's all. Drumming up interest and feedback for this long awaited movie that nobody in his right mind would screw up, especially in the area of Catwoman's costume. It would take a certified asshole to mess up one of the hottest and most hoped for real life interpretations of a fictional character, such as Catwoman.  A real asshole!
Would it be so hard to get Anne into this? ( or out of it)

I mean you've done this type of leaking information thing before and it has always worked for you. I mean you have made no bad films...yet. So I am gonna give you the benefit of the doubt here and rely on a proven track record to say that you know what you're doing and you won't disappoint. Maybe this letter is completely pointless (like my others have really been needed), and you're right on with your marketing strategy and I am the asshole here. I mean I am asshole material. But Nolan keep this in that English mind of yours, A big and bad Bane character will not excuse a lack of Hathaway tits, ever!

All I know is at this point in time you have royally pissed off nerds and perverts alike and if you don't have a backup plan, you could really drag that hard earned Batman reputation down on the last one and then be forced to make a fourth to avenge yourself with Robin, Batgirl, Mr. Freeze, and Poison Ivy. Do you really want that hell? Just fix this if broken and if not, please proceed sir. Good luck, asshole.
Do you really want this gang of hardcore thugs mad at you?

Gizeroon
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