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Tuesday, August 23, 2011

Dear Go Topless Day Activists

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Another fine "Go Topless Day" has come and gone and I don't know if we are better or worse for it. Just what really is the point? In America, you are a long way from getting a cross country lift on women being able to go without tops anywhere men can. I completely see what message you want to convey, I believe, but you must seriously know the whys and why nots to your protest of choice. You can't be that in the dark; this leads me to believe that there are other motivating factors. After a little digging,  I find that there are most certainly very weird motivating factors behind this  so-called "topless day".
This kind of weird...oh boy.

You guys are Raelians. We remember you, albeit barely. The alien cult from France that has spread to many other countries in recent years. You guys claimed to have cloned the first human being named Eve, but never gave proof. You believe that we are scientific experiments by alien "gods" and that we are to be preparing ourselves with a peaceful mind for their coming back and receiving us. You guys are just hippies that are fifty years behind is all.

But back to the topless day thing that I started with. The link I posted along with this blog states that men and women both have nipples, why should women hide theirs?I am glad you asked freaks, here's why. If a women walks down the street with her breasts sticking out, flopping, bouncing, or tucked into her belt, men are going to drop everything they are doing to look and they won't look at anything else until she leaves or the next topless woman comes by thus restarting the booby ogling process. Bare naked women pretty much make heterosexual men ineffective at life. The article also stated that women not being able to go topless is the same as having black and white drinking fountains which I find ridiculous and highly offensive, but I guess you Raelians can be forgiven based on the fact that you are big hairy nut-balls! But then you find out they use a swastika as their symbol and then you hate them all over again.
Raelians

I am not a woman or a homosexual, so I can only say this with my limited knowledge but I have seen women admire a man's body, but never to the point that they forget who they are with, who was talking to them, if they have kids, their birthday, or basic English. Men do this all the freaking time. We as men would all say we are for this to be implemented but I know that we really don't need it. American men by and large are not ready for bare boobies all the time. We can barely handle ourselves with a short skirt or shorts. But here is an idea for your country since it's never won a war. Just invade America with naked women and we will give you everything we have. Never a shot fired. Sounds easy huh? But then you French may mistake our booby enthusiasm for hostility and retreat leaving all your naked women behind. So please feel free to try, we will shave them as needed.
I'm sure we will have to.

Gizeroon
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